When I submitted my story Ratchet Retail to Ksenia Anske’s Mad Tutu Competition, I didn’t expect to win. Writing about elephants, bricks, and purses all at once is no easy task. Imagine my surprise when the results came in, and I didn’t win. It was so…so… Well, unsurprising. I didn’t expect to win. Weren’t you listening?
The winner is this piece of insanity here. Make sure you’re not eating cereal when you read this because you’re likely to spit it out.
A great thanks to Ksenia for the publicity and setting up this hilarious competition. Follow her on the Twits. Congrats to everyone who entered–you’re all winners!